Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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