That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Randomize
