I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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