she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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