Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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