I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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