Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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