Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There r osticjed everywhere
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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