why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He did a backflip because drugs
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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