its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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