The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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