I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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