Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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