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So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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