I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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