i don't like sucking hair
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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