I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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