ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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