Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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