you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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