Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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