Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Your tits are I can't wait for
Need sex. Gaining weight.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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