he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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