what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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