your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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