I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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