Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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