It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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