Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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