Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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