Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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