GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
