Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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