maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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