i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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