Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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