He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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