i don't like sucking hair
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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