ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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