belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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