The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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