He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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