It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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