do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
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go home
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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