Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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