im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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