if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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