That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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