Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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