"it" just moved
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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